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8hyenasA phenomenal waste of time in survey form.
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
The phone will not ring. I have no minutes. Though I wouldn't mind an odd stranger with the wrong number who's willing to talk.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Is my mother there? If so, yes. Otherwise I just leave it.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depends. Though most likely talker.
4. Do you take compliments well?
Define "well." I say, "Thank you, I know." It's all false confidence though folks.
5. Are you an active person?
Bitterly so. I never thought I'd look with longing at a dorm room until I had to walk 20 minutes to get to class.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Most assuradly. Vegetarianism would only last until I caught that damn rabbit.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
Yes. Sort of. It depends greatly upon the horse.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Twice, once to church camp where I learned about sex. And once to a three-month wilderness survival camp.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Running around in terror, screeching that the cops were coming and we had to get out NOW. It was a game, I swear.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
Are they emotionally stunted? Obviously anyone in a relationship with me has to orbit me and me only.
11. Are you judgmental?
Ha!
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
If they were quiet about it. Or Catholic. Oh god, there's just something about Catholics. I think it's that they think you're going to Hell, but they're pretty sure they'll be there too.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Pursued. It's the only option considering how much time I invest in an active social life (i.e. none.)
14. Can you speak another language?
Pretty much understand anything you throw at me (as long as there are also hand gestures) in Spanish and French. Can talk back to you in French.
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf. Being blind would be terrible.
16. What's your favorite food?
Peanut butter.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Yes.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Hamilton if I'm at home. Here my computer, printer, dvds, and fridge. Those things cost money.
19. How often do you read books?
Constantly.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Pretty much a tossup between present and future. I'm fairly happy right now so I'm living in the moment. The past is dead to me.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
Chipmunk Song. The Maggie B. Anything by Lloyd Alexander.
22. What color are your eyes?
Brown
23. How tall are you?
6'2"
24. Where is your dream house located?
That's easy. 70 miles outside of Whitehorse, Yukon Territory, CA.
25. Last person you talked to on the phone?
That's difficult...Jessa perhaps?
26. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
No, despite the scene.
27. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
With Kathryn ummm sometime.
28. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Front door, room door, home door, home car, computer
29. What's your favorite color?
Green
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Across campus to the library.
31. Where is your current pain at?
I don't have any. Though my bank account is whining a bit.
32. Do you like mustard?
Honey mustard.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
That's tough. Sleep.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
A slightly feminized version of my dad.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
10-30 mins. Depends if I attempt to shave.
36. Can you do splits?
Can you rotate your head 180 degrees?
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
The one where Robin Williams becomes president. Or Blade Runner.
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
Uh is that normal? I did put aloe on Hamilton's ear when he sunburned it.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
The normal ritual of turning on every light in the house and hoping they go out when the clock turns over.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
No. I thought all the blondes were the same person and was constantly confused. (Note: I didn't see this movie under freewill.)
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
This morning. When I slammed my head into the ceiling above the stairs. The third time this week.
42. Do you own a camera phone?
Yes.
43. What are you drinking?
I'm in a glaring match with a purloined water bottle.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
HA! AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! My mother does not "dress in sexually provactive clothing and jump up and down to support the patriarchal dominance of our country while hoping that enough blood remains in that reptilian brain to catch the ball."
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
E.
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
Well. I didn't.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
9-15
48. Do you like care bears?
Yes? No? Only have a vague idea of a gay one saying "Rub me. Rub me." But I don't think that's quite right.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
Nothing normally. But Junior Minds.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
No one will teach me.
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yes.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
A shirt.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Absolutely not.
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
What are these things you call meals?
55. Is your tongue pierced?
NO! The puss draining down your throat...
56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
No, and I'm not sure what they are.
57. Do you have pets?
YES! Just ask me about Hamilton.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Serious people who take nothing seriously.
59. Ever been to LA?
Yes. I'm not fond of the whole California area (sans San Francisco of course)
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Clif Bar?
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
A must for french class
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Usually pay.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
Sort of. I mean it's chocolate, but it's not the holy grail people.
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
My mother: Porn.
My father: God. (Or church rather)
65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
Vibrate. Or "Godless" by the Dandy Warhols
66. Are you a gullible person?
I sincerely hope not.
67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
As if I would admit to be codependent in an online survey.
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
HITMAN! or writer I suppose.
69. Are you easy to get along with?
Well, I'm not as bad as I used to be.
70. What is your favorite time of day?
Twilight. Or before a storm when the sky turns orange and it's hard to breathe, and the ozone scorches the air.
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
The phone will not ring. I have no minutes. Though I wouldn't mind an odd stranger with the wrong number who's willing to talk.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Is my mother there? If so, yes. Otherwise I just leave it.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depends. Though most likely talker.
4. Do you take compliments well?
Define "well." I say, "Thank you, I know." It's all false confidence though folks.
5. Are you an active person?
Bitterly so. I never thought I'd look with longing at a dorm room until I had to walk 20 minutes to get to class.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Most assuradly. Vegetarianism would only last until I caught that damn rabbit.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
Yes. Sort of. It depends greatly upon the horse.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Twice, once to church camp where I learned about sex. And once to a three-month wilderness survival camp.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Running around in terror, screeching that the cops were coming and we had to get out NOW. It was a game, I swear.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
Are they emotionally stunted? Obviously anyone in a relationship with me has to orbit me and me only.
11. Are you judgmental?
Ha!
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
If they were quiet about it. Or Catholic. Oh god, there's just something about Catholics. I think it's that they think you're going to Hell, but they're pretty sure they'll be there too.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Pursued. It's the only option considering how much time I invest in an active social life (i.e. none.)
14. Can you speak another language?
Pretty much understand anything you throw at me (as long as there are also hand gestures) in Spanish and French. Can talk back to you in French.
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf. Being blind would be terrible.
16. What's your favorite food?
Peanut butter.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Yes.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Hamilton if I'm at home. Here my computer, printer, dvds, and fridge. Those things cost money.
19. How often do you read books?
Constantly.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Pretty much a tossup between present and future. I'm fairly happy right now so I'm living in the moment. The past is dead to me.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
Chipmunk Song. The Maggie B. Anything by Lloyd Alexander.
22. What color are your eyes?
Brown
23. How tall are you?
6'2"
24. Where is your dream house located?
That's easy. 70 miles outside of Whitehorse, Yukon Territory, CA.
25. Last person you talked to on the phone?
That's difficult...Jessa perhaps?
26. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
No, despite the scene.
27. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
With Kathryn ummm sometime.
28. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Front door, room door, home door, home car, computer
29. What's your favorite color?
Green
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Across campus to the library.
31. Where is your current pain at?
I don't have any. Though my bank account is whining a bit.
32. Do you like mustard?
Honey mustard.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
That's tough. Sleep.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
A slightly feminized version of my dad.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
10-30 mins. Depends if I attempt to shave.
36. Can you do splits?
Can you rotate your head 180 degrees?
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
The one where Robin Williams becomes president. Or Blade Runner.
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
Uh is that normal? I did put aloe on Hamilton's ear when he sunburned it.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
The normal ritual of turning on every light in the house and hoping they go out when the clock turns over.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
No. I thought all the blondes were the same person and was constantly confused. (Note: I didn't see this movie under freewill.)
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
This morning. When I slammed my head into the ceiling above the stairs. The third time this week.
42. Do you own a camera phone?
Yes.
43. What are you drinking?
I'm in a glaring match with a purloined water bottle.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
HA! AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! My mother does not "dress in sexually provactive clothing and jump up and down to support the patriarchal dominance of our country while hoping that enough blood remains in that reptilian brain to catch the ball."
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
E.
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
Well. I didn't.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
9-15
48. Do you like care bears?
Yes? No? Only have a vague idea of a gay one saying "Rub me. Rub me." But I don't think that's quite right.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
Nothing normally. But Junior Minds.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
No one will teach me.
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yes.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
A shirt.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Absolutely not.
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
What are these things you call meals?
55. Is your tongue pierced?
NO! The puss draining down your throat...
56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
No, and I'm not sure what they are.
57. Do you have pets?
YES! Just ask me about Hamilton.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Serious people who take nothing seriously.
59. Ever been to LA?
Yes. I'm not fond of the whole California area (sans San Francisco of course)
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Clif Bar?
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
A must for french class
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Usually pay.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
Sort of. I mean it's chocolate, but it's not the holy grail people.
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
My mother: Porn.
My father: God. (Or church rather)
65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
Vibrate. Or "Godless" by the Dandy Warhols
66. Are you a gullible person?
I sincerely hope not.
67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
As if I would admit to be codependent in an online survey.
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
HITMAN! or writer I suppose.
69. Are you easy to get along with?
Well, I'm not as bad as I used to be.
70. What is your favorite time of day?
Twilight. Or before a storm when the sky turns orange and it's hard to breathe, and the ozone scorches the air.
