8hyenas

And she guessed on every single one except for the definition of "snifter" and the ones involving vodka. Vodka!

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (100), and liquor (69).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 54% on proof
You scored higher than 85% on beer index
You scored higher than 91% on wine index
You scored higher than 71% on liquor index