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8hyenasOh my. Thank you to the person who mentioned Johnathan Cainer on thier lj. He's freaky. And since he's sarcastic I'm willing to believe that he's right. Check him out. Then read my really long horoscope for the years 2004-2012.
You have the strangest tastes. You like the most peculiar places, people and pursuits. Or, even if your preferences are superficially conventional, it turns out that your reasons for choosing particular options are idiosyncratic to the point of perverse! But then, you love a life full of contradictions. You like to promote peace between all your fellow beings - yet you can never resist stirring up a little controversy! You are exceptionally friendly and sociable to all yet you secretly keep a little list of the folk you truly respect and the ones you consider to be blithering idiots. You like to be up to date with all the latest trends, inventions and fashions, yet only so you can knowingly refuse to wear or use these; upholding instead, some superior alternative, known only to an elite few. This might be a problem to a partner were it not for the fact that you are only ever able to get truly close to unusual, eccentric individuals whose choices and interests are at least as odd, if not even more remarkable, than your own.
You have never yet lived a day of your life as an ordinary person and there’s no likelihood that you ever will. Consequently, the tale of your love life bears no resemblance to the neatly ordered world of romantic fiction - or even to the more dramatic tales of heartache and heartbreak that some writers like to excite their readers with. Your patterns defy all defining. Your true stories fall on others ears as truly unbelievable. The recent transit of Venus has effectively invited you to take one step further into the realm of the unknown - and to go where few men or women have ever boldly gone before. The next phase of your life contains both a romantic and a creative challenge that mere mortals might well find mind boggling, merely to contemplate. You don’t just get to think about this, you get to live it. There’s no real alternative. But next, we’ll start to look at ways to ensure that the proces is as enjoyable and fulfilling as possible.
'Discover your Inner Child.' That’s what all the self improvement gurus urge us to do in their text books full of profound psychological insight. 'Heal yourself' they instruct us 'By getting in touch with the part of yourself that is still just a small kid, feeling upset because of some sharp encounter with an insensitive adult - or some difficult development that never since got properly sorted out.'
Their advice, of course, is good. Excellent indeed. But er.. it begs a bit of a question really. Are we, as adults, really so far out of touch with our ’inner child’. Or are we actually all just big kids at heart - playing at the game of acting grown up? There’s a sense in which even the most mature and responsible amongst us are secretly still half in the playground. For all that this world is a very serious place, where some things have to be done very precisely and properly, it’s also still very much a world full of immature, irresponsible, tiny minded, emotionally underdeveloped, needy, anxious, over tired and under experienced individuals, all desperately striving and pretending to be ‘in control’.
No wonder our relationships are not always all that we might wish them to be. The Transit of Venus heralds and amazing change you are about to undergo in your life. You are about to discover that your inner child is thoroughly bored of trying so hard to be ‘responsible’ and ‘sensible’. You are also about to discover that you can get clean way with becoming a lot lighter and looser. Not only is this due to benefit your heart and mind, it’s going to win you friends, make you more influential and oddly enough, it’s going to help increase your stature in society too! Between now and the next Transit of Venus in 2012, life is going to bring you a whole lot more fun and fulfillment. Your imminent big adventure is going to turn out wonderfully and be everything you hoped for. You're going to be able to fulfill your dreams.
You have the strangest tastes. You like the most peculiar places, people and pursuits. Or, even if your preferences are superficially conventional, it turns out that your reasons for choosing particular options are idiosyncratic to the point of perverse! But then, you love a life full of contradictions. You like to promote peace between all your fellow beings - yet you can never resist stirring up a little controversy! You are exceptionally friendly and sociable to all yet you secretly keep a little list of the folk you truly respect and the ones you consider to be blithering idiots. You like to be up to date with all the latest trends, inventions and fashions, yet only so you can knowingly refuse to wear or use these; upholding instead, some superior alternative, known only to an elite few. This might be a problem to a partner were it not for the fact that you are only ever able to get truly close to unusual, eccentric individuals whose choices and interests are at least as odd, if not even more remarkable, than your own.
You have never yet lived a day of your life as an ordinary person and there’s no likelihood that you ever will. Consequently, the tale of your love life bears no resemblance to the neatly ordered world of romantic fiction - or even to the more dramatic tales of heartache and heartbreak that some writers like to excite their readers with. Your patterns defy all defining. Your true stories fall on others ears as truly unbelievable. The recent transit of Venus has effectively invited you to take one step further into the realm of the unknown - and to go where few men or women have ever boldly gone before. The next phase of your life contains both a romantic and a creative challenge that mere mortals might well find mind boggling, merely to contemplate. You don’t just get to think about this, you get to live it. There’s no real alternative. But next, we’ll start to look at ways to ensure that the proces is as enjoyable and fulfilling as possible.
'Discover your Inner Child.' That’s what all the self improvement gurus urge us to do in their text books full of profound psychological insight. 'Heal yourself' they instruct us 'By getting in touch with the part of yourself that is still just a small kid, feeling upset because of some sharp encounter with an insensitive adult - or some difficult development that never since got properly sorted out.'
Their advice, of course, is good. Excellent indeed. But er.. it begs a bit of a question really. Are we, as adults, really so far out of touch with our ’inner child’. Or are we actually all just big kids at heart - playing at the game of acting grown up? There’s a sense in which even the most mature and responsible amongst us are secretly still half in the playground. For all that this world is a very serious place, where some things have to be done very precisely and properly, it’s also still very much a world full of immature, irresponsible, tiny minded, emotionally underdeveloped, needy, anxious, over tired and under experienced individuals, all desperately striving and pretending to be ‘in control’.
No wonder our relationships are not always all that we might wish them to be. The Transit of Venus heralds and amazing change you are about to undergo in your life. You are about to discover that your inner child is thoroughly bored of trying so hard to be ‘responsible’ and ‘sensible’. You are also about to discover that you can get clean way with becoming a lot lighter and looser. Not only is this due to benefit your heart and mind, it’s going to win you friends, make you more influential and oddly enough, it’s going to help increase your stature in society too! Between now and the next Transit of Venus in 2012, life is going to bring you a whole lot more fun and fulfillment. Your imminent big adventure is going to turn out wonderfully and be everything you hoped for. You're going to be able to fulfill your dreams.
