CPA (Computer Placement Anxiety)

Doesn't anyone else suffer from CPA? I'll shut mine and put it on the coffee table, then I'm like, no, someone will see it from the window and break in. So I put it under a pillow on my bed, no, it will overheat and burn down my house. So I put it on the floor, no, a water pipe will burst and flood the house ruining my darling. It can't go anywhere near the fish tank, or in the kitchen, or on a soft surface, or an exposed surface. It usually ends up under some throw pillows on the couch*, then I get home and promptly sit on it.

I feel like a squirrel with a single, precious, nut.



*But thanks to this post it can't hide there anymore.