CPA (Computer Placement Anxiety)

[8hyenas]

Doesn't anyone else suffer from CPA? I'll shut mine and put it on the coffee table, then I'm like, no, someone will see it from the window and break in. So I put it under a pillow on my bed, no, it will overheat and burn down my house. So I put it on the floor, no, a water pipe will burst and flood the house ruining my darling. It can't go anywhere near the fish tank, or in the kitchen, or on a soft surface, or an exposed surface. It usually ends up under some throw pillows on the couch*, then I get home and promptly sit on it.

I feel like a squirrel with a single, precious, nut.



*But thanks to this post it can't hide there anymore.