Things that I cry about, real time. Mostly.

At the behest of one my children, I'm supposed to keep a list of things that make me cry. You'd think this was a therapy exercise, but I suspect she wants to find the list and use it against me.

Last night. It's always at night. Secretly. Which is why my kids don't believe I cry. Which I why I am making this list. Even if they won't understand yet.

1) Captain America and Hawkeye calling the Black Widow a slut.


This caused real actual tears and feelings of betrayal and rage. Even though it didn't happen. And... actors. And I'm still upset. I have a Captain America shirt, I haven't worn it since. I eye it. Then tear up. There are legitimate fan consequences. Thanks, douchebros.