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So here I am. Sober (for once) and trolling Craigslist. Now there are somethings that are wonderful in this world. One wonder is the m4w boards.

Finds that restore hope to world:

1) The man who hates sex. And just wants a relationship, he has a thing about touching.
2) The many gay men who need a wifey and are will to pay.
3) The foot fetish guy.
4) The "I love hairy women" guy (who I almost responded to but I'm probably not hairy enough. I wouldn't mind stopping shaving tho.)
5) The "I need a ride to Seattle" then a naked pic. We all know what he's offering for that ride...

THE NUMBER ONE MALE ON CRAIGSLIST:


  "I just want to clean your house. I'll keep all my clothes on. It helps if you're bossy."


See? There are perfect men in the world, they're all online.