Things one doesn't want to hear...
"Oh. You're back, umm I wasn't expecting you."
"Sorry."
"Yeah, when you go downstairs at night to pee make some noise."
"Why?"
"Because I plan to be having sex on various surfaces."
WHAT? You can't stay in your room!? And even more unbelievably you're going to put bare flesh against any furniture in this house?
"Oh. You're back, umm I wasn't expecting you."
"Sorry."
"Yeah, when you go downstairs at night to pee make some noise."
"Why?"
"Because I plan to be having sex on various surfaces."
WHAT? You can't stay in your room!? And even more unbelievably you're going to put bare flesh against any furniture in this house?