HA! Best Non-Easter/Celebrate the DEATH.

Things I have just done.

Wrapped myself in green silk and rolled on the floor.
Painted on canvas.
Consumed half a bottle of vodka in about 6 hours (not that bad).
Blasphemed. A lot.
Got groped by a forty year old graphic designer who happens to be married (male).
Sadly didn't mind the gropage as it meant someone was touching me.
Watched two awesome movies.
Played strip poker.
LOST MY CELL PHONE!!!
Ate some really good food.
Played with explosives.
Started a fire with generous amounts of gasoline.
Mourned the loss of the phone...MOURNING STILL
Been simultanious attack by a four year old and a cat.
Question: What the fuck was a four year old doing there?
Floated in a bathtub.
Shoplifted.
Gave my roommate horrible advice (on purpose) which she is going to take and ruin her life. (No matter how great I sound just remember that a drunk Briel telling you that it's a great idea to fly to Memphis for a concert during reading period is a bad thing)
Lost my cell phoneeeeeeeeee...grr...wasjdiojao...humph.
Used to word "hunky dory" with out reference to david bowie.
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I took a break. Mortally insulted someone, apologized, hugged everyone, was brilliant. I'm not as drunk as they think I am. Which means control without consequences. (Discovered girl I just crushed is on Zoloft. And breakable. Oh so breakable.)
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Sigh. Kids these days.

Oh I watched Buffalo '66 I liked it.
That's all so far.
But the two more nights loom until a dreaded week begins again. I wish it was real life already. I hate social bubbles.