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So here I am. Sober (for once) and trolling Craigslist. Now there are somethings that are wonderful in this world. One wonder is the m4w boards.
Finds that restore hope to world:
1) The man who hates sex. And just wants a relationship, he has a thing about touching.
2) The many gay men who need a wifey and are will to pay.
3) The foot fetish guy.
4) The "I love hairy women" guy (who I almost responded to but I'm probably not hairy enough. I wouldn't mind stopping shaving tho.)
5) The "I need a ride to Seattle" then a naked pic. We all know what he's offering for that ride...
THE NUMBER ONE MALE ON CRAIGSLIST:
"I just want to clean your house. I'll keep all my clothes on. It helps if you're bossy."
See? There are perfect men in the world, they're all online.
Finds that restore hope to world:
1) The man who hates sex. And just wants a relationship, he has a thing about touching.
2) The many gay men who need a wifey and are will to pay.
3) The foot fetish guy.
4) The "I love hairy women" guy (who I almost responded to but I'm probably not hairy enough. I wouldn't mind stopping shaving tho.)
5) The "I need a ride to Seattle" then a naked pic. We all know what he's offering for that ride...
THE NUMBER ONE MALE ON CRAIGSLIST:
"I just want to clean your house. I'll keep all my clothes on. It helps if you're bossy."
See? There are perfect men in the world, they're all online.